Welcome to the museum. Admission is free. The exhibits are final. No corrections will be issued.
Exhibit A: The Clock. A standard wall clock. Twelve numbers, as tradition demands — except one of them is 13. Our researchers confirm this is the only clock in history to attempt a 13. It will not be attempting a 14.
Exhibit B: The Expiration Date. "Best by Sep 31." September has 30 days. The juice does not care. The juice is confident.
Exhibit C: The Gym Poster. "No pain no gian." Gian has been notified. Gian is handling it.
Exhibit D: The Nutrition Label. "Calories: yes." Technically accurate. Nutritionally unhelpful. Philosophically complete.
Exhibit E: The Cereal Box. "25% more box." More than what? The museum declines to speculate.
New exhibits are added as our quality department (a computer) approves them. The computer is very confident. The gift shop is the entire store.
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