It is October 30th. The party is tomorrow. You have no costume. You told yourself in September that you would plan something, and then you did not. This post is for you.
The "I'm a tourist" (effort: zero). Wear a camera and a Hawaiian shirt. You are a tourist. This works everywhere except Hawaii.
The "error" costume (effort: minimal). Tape a sign to your shirt that says "404: costume not found." Programmers will laugh. Everyone else will be confused, which is also a costume.
The "confidently-wrong" costume (effort: none). Wear our weather-widget shirt: 94° in SOMEWHERE, "FEELS LIKE: NO." When people ask what you are, say "I'm the forecast." You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct at a Halloween party.
The deadline for caring about Halloween was October 1st. You missed it. Embrace it. The best costumes are the ones with the least effort and the most confidence.
Get the Feels Like: No tee.
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