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So is the mug.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"slow-childen-ahead-unisex-graphic-t-shirt-soft-cotton-tee","title":"Funny Road Sign Shirt, Misspelled Street Sign Tee, Deadpan Typo Graphic | Slow Childen Ahead Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn AI was asked to generate a school-zone road sign. It returned Slow Childen Ahead, in the correct yellow diamond shape and stencil font, missing one letter in the second word. The sign was never corrected. This shirt prints it as generated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex, black or white, S to 2XL, printed to order. The design sits on the front chest and passes as real road signage at a glance. 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Suits a teacher's desk, a school office, or anyone who has driven past the real sign and wondered if the DMV proofreads.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sort Of Ish","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43183425486923,"sku":"26804804809771702249","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/5838\/9323\/files\/9751165043810243193_2048.jpg?v=1789101542"},{"product_id":"do-not-not-enter-11oz-ceramic-coffee-mug-gift-mug","title":"Funny Contradiction Sign Mug, Double Negative Joke Coffee Cup, Deadpan Road Sign Print | Do Not Not Enter 11oz Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn AI was asked to generate a standard restricted-area sign. It returned Do Not Not Enter, a double negative that technically means the opposite of what it's supposed to, in the same red octagon styling as a real sign. Nothing about the output flagged the contradiction. 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A desk mug for anyone who has followed GPS directions they knew were wrong, or a gift for the friend who always takes the scenic route by accident.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sort Of Ish","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43183430271051,"sku":"12413387836789001442","price":16.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/5838\/9323\/files\/16004505452874224135_2048.jpg?v=1789101644"},{"product_id":"please-wait-here-keep-moving-11oz-ceramic-coffee-mug-gift-mug","title":"Funny Contradiction Sign Mug, Waiting Room Joke Coffee Cup, Deadpan Instructions Print | Please Wait Here Keep Moving 11oz Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn AI was asked to generate a standard waiting-area sign. It returned Please Wait Here Keep Moving, two instructions that cancel each other, in the exact font and layout of a real sign. Nothing about the output suggested it noticed. 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Also a reasonable gift for the coworker who forwards contradictory instructions without comment.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sort Of Ish","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43183431024715,"sku":"28120079267099826099","price":16.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/5838\/9323\/files\/17326651022903773810_2048.jpg?v=1789101665"},{"product_id":"please-wait-here-keep-moving-unisex-graphic-t-shirt-soft-cotton-tee","title":"Funny Contradiction Sign Shirt, Waiting Room Joke Tee, Deadpan Instructions Graphic | Please Wait Here Keep Moving Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn AI was asked to generate a standard waiting-area sign. It returned Please Wait Here Keep Moving, two instructions that cancel each other, in the exact font and layout of a real sign. Nothing about the output suggested it noticed. 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