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Now they can wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"do-not-not-enter-11oz-ceramic-coffee-mug-gift-mug","title":"Funny Contradiction Sign Mug, Double Negative Joke Coffee Cup, Deadpan Road Sign Print | Do Not Not Enter 11oz Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn AI was asked to generate a standard restricted-area sign. It returned Do Not Not Enter, a double negative that technically means the opposite of what it's supposed to, in the same red octagon styling as a real sign. Nothing about the output flagged the contradiction. This mug prints it as generated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe mug is 11oz white ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe, printed on one side, handle right, made to order. 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